Strollers are sent from Satan himself. Do not buy one.
Here's the thing with strollers -- the only people they ever really benefit are children themselves. Stollers do not make anything easy for you. Here's why:
- They take up room in your car
- They cost a lot of money
- Children outgrow them pretty quickly
- Once they learn how to walk, what the heck do you really need them for anyway?
- They get in everyone's way
I know I'm only 20 years old (21 in less than 2 months now!!!), but trust me, I know my stuff. I just don't see the practicality in using strollers. They are a piece of crap. When I get married and have babies, I will not be in ownership of a stupid stroller. If I'm going somewhere where my kids need a stroller because they can't walk, then they just won't come.
Like Disney World.
If you need a stroller for your kids at Disney World, then they're too young to go anyway. They can't ride the fun rides, and they're too young to even be able to remember the trip in the first place. So you tried really hard to give your kids a great childhood memory, and they don't even remember it anyway. Think of all the money wasted! That's like watching the Eagles win the Super Bowl but missing it because you're totally wasted and it's the one thing you don't remember. Don't waste your money for your kids to have a drunken memory.
You can't even ride the cool rides because who's going to watch your kid? Donald Duck? I don't think so. I saw a friend almost get kicked out of Disney Land because he tried to dance with Belle. If Belle wouldn't dance with someone, I really doubt Donald Duck would baby-sit Jimmy and Sally while you're hooping it up on Rockin' Rollercoaster. I really doubt it.
Anyway, make your kids walk. These days, kids are getting obese anyways. They could really use the excersise. It's best to start them early.
Contrary to popular belief, strollers are not necessary for your children. It's best to start early teaching them how to sacrifice and appreciate the little things. I mean, I was a spoiled little brat and used strollers way later than I should have (that is, I shouldn't have ever used them in the FIRST place). My parents, Stephen Colbert bless them, are truly great. But they made one really big mistake very early on in my life, and that was keeping me in a stroller.
So anyway, strollers are evil. I hate them.
But if strollers happen to be your thing, then I mean. Go to it. But don't be offended if I glare at you and get annoyed with you. Not just me, but the rest of the stroller-hating world. We hate strollers, and we are strong and mighty.
Seriously, if you want to be a good parent, don't do it. Just don't.
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